*chilling in gamestop with boyfriend*
Him: Haven't played gears of war 3 yet. Heard it was good, what do you think?
Me: Good game, terrible plot line
(SPOILER ALERT, SPOILER ALERT)
Him: What? No way.
Me: Sorry, Dom dies.
At this point, I should mention that we were the one only in the store on a wednesday morning, and the only worker was snickering behind the counter at us. I completely ruined the best scene in gears 3 for my amazing boyfriend and gave someone a good laugh with three words. RIP, Dom, a virtual man who sacrificed himself in a fiery explosion to save his virtual friends.
...he bought the game anyway.